She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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