You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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