I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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