Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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