You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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