so explain again why im purple
no
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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