OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize