i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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