real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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