Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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