Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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