he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
