So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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