I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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