as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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