I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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