I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she was so not down for the gang bang
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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