But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
