So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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