i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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