i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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