Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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