i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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