I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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