I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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