Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My hand turned me down
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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