I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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