I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm getting married
To pizza
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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