I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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