He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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