He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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