so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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