omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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