while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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