Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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