Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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