he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize