we have pet lesbian snakes
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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