my sisters under your porch take her home
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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