where am i from again
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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