**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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