Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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