butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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