am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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