Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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