i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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