first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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