Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
A+ Viking dick
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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