Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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