miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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