playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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