Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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