at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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