HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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