exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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