Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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