if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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