I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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